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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:28

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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
What are the best skin care products for girls?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Twins reinstate Byron Buxton from concussion injured list - Sports Illustrated
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Still no good.
Swap Out The Dated Eucalyptus Decor Trend For This More Modern Option - House Digest
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Why Sonics expansion talk could heat up this summer - The Seattle Times