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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What are the best skin care products for girls?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Twins reinstate Byron Buxton from concussion injured list - Sports Illustrated

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Still no good.

Swap Out The Dated Eucalyptus Decor Trend For This More Modern Option - House Digest

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Social Security's 2026 Cost-of-Living Adjustment (COLA) Estimate Is Getting a "Trump Bump" -- Here's How Much Extra You Might Receive - Yahoo Finance

So they tried

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Why Sonics expansion talk could heat up this summer - The Seattle Times